Subway Bag Checks are great for finding pesky terrorists but there’s no surprises when you open a terrorists bag. vile of small pox, anthrax, dynamite sticks, detonators, bombs complete with cool LED countdown clock and red wires to cut, maybe even some nail clippers or even… a lighter.
here’s what NYPD might find in my bag:
1. assorted office supplies like pencils,hi-liters, post-it notes, etc.
2. iPod photo – 40gig
3. iPod shuffle – for when i don’t want to lug the 40 gig around
4. blank dvd-r/cd-r
5. a book – right now it’s Can’t Stop Won’t Stop
6. magazines – currently W and PDN.
7. sunglasses – $5 knockoffs from canal street or the $200 gucci when i’m feelin the pimp thing.
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