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what u might find

Subway Bag Checks are great for finding pesky terrorists but there’s no surprises when you open a terrorists bag. vile of small pox, anthrax, dynamite sticks, detonators, bombs complete with cool LED countdown clock and red wires to cut, maybe even some nail clippers or even… a lighter.

here’s what NYPD might find in my bag:

1. assorted office supplies like pencils,hi-liters, post-it notes, etc.

2. iPod photo - 40gig

3. iPod shuffle - for when i don’t want to lug the 40 gig around

4. blank dvd-r/cd-r

5. a book - right now it’s Can’t Stop Won’t Stop

6. magazines - currently W and PDN.

7. sunglasses - $5 knockoffs from canal street or the $200 gucci when i’m feelin the pimp thing.

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